steve martin with flatt and scruggs - dueling banjos ….i didn’t even know about this i mean i know the song but had no clue steve martin played banjo
Their fingers are flying so fast that my computer froze!
Flatts and Scruggs - Foggy Mountain Breakdown (1949)
This is my favorite song. My girlfriend introduced me to it. You should all listen. The banjos warm my Chinese heart and make me happy.
The Wild Thornberrys was the shit am I rite? I miss that show. Smashing!
Yes, you are so right.
I don't look like Loki. I look like Emma Watson. In fact, I AM Emma Watson, and I want you to go to the library with me so I can do some Hermione roleplay with you. You like? I even saved my Hogwarts get-up from the films. ;)
Oh hi Emma! It’s good that you are not Emma Thompson a.k.a Professor Trelawney - very gifted actress, but not my choice for roleplay lol! You on the other hand, belong to the Order of Hot Babe, First Class. I totally will go to the library with you. Make sure you have your schoolgirl uniform underneath your Hogwarts robe ok? I don’t wanna play Ron though, is that ok? Perhaps you are into quirky guys and I can be Professor Flitwick? No? Arthur Weasley or Dumbledore then? Neither? Ok fine, I’ll wear my horns and be Loki. He is quirky in his crazy ways, and I ship Loki and Hermione. Though, that means you’ll have to be my subject and kneel down before me. You up for that?
Your favorite one, of course! I'm not telling you what I look like, since you don't remember, so that way I can sneak up on you and slap you. And then Scarlett and Giselle can slap each other, and then slap me. And then I'll just shrug and clutch my teddy bear. "The ship? We're on the ship. JACK..."
My favorite? Sorry but I don’t have a favorite girlfriend. That gets me into trouble, cause they will all be fighting to see who gets to have the first ride on my magnificent, hugish ship. Since you won’t tell me which girlfriend you are and what you look like, I can only hope you don’t look like Loki, cause I don’t play both ways. Wenches only. So, still with me, love?
Hello. This is your girlfriend. I miss you on Tumblr. Come around sometimes so that Scarlett and Giselle can slap you. I love you!
My girlfriend! Lovely! The question is, which one? And, what do you look like, doll? Shh, don’t say it so loud. Giselle and Scarlett are jealous wenches… and I probably don’t deserve that…
And what about:
World’s most powerful wizard: almost got run out of Hogwarts by, in Tom Riddle’s own words, “the mere memory of me”.
World’s most powerful wizard: in reality was killed by a mere horcrux. [He destroyed the Marvolo Gaunt ring but in the process the black magic of the horcrux blackened his hand and started spreading up. Snape told him he had at most one year to live, and that’s when he decided to make himself useful and had Snape kill him in order to gain deeper trust from Voldemort. So, yeah, the ring horcrux killed him.]
A wizard old and wise: “I trust Hagrid with my own life.” Dude, that’s why you are dead. Hagrid always fuck things up. Told Quirrell how to get pass Fluffy, so Quirrell almost succeeded in bring Voldemort back to life, check. Told Harry, Hermione and Ron to go see Aragog so they almost got eaten, check. Unwisely let students handle the Hippogriffs so Draco Malfoy got hurt and, if not for Harry and Hermione’s going back in time to help, would have caused Buckbeak to be executed, check. Told Madame Maxime about dragons being the first Tri-wizard challenge so she told her students, check. Was sent to get the giants on the good side in the up-coming war but the giants ended up fighting for Voldemort, check. Took his half-witted (apparently it runs in the family) half-brother Grawp back to stay in the forbidden forest and wreak havoc, almost hurting Hermione, check. I can go on and on.
World’s most powerful wizard, adept in Legilimency (mind reading): “Harry, is there something you are not telling me?” [from Chamber of Secret]
Yeah, I can go on and on about Dumb-ledore. Just like I can go on and on about why Harry should have ended up with Hermione…
I am sick of these shitty anxiety problems and having nothing that can help me with them. Every day is a challenge when I am paranoid about every fucking thing in the universe. And I am laying in bed now thinking about all my problems in life rather than sleeping. I am not suicidal anymore but honestly sometimes I wish for a cliff to accidentally fall off of. I would expand on this rant but my phone keyboard is acting up. :/
Ok baby I hope that really was just “this rant”, and not something more. I am guessing this was related to the stress of starting school again. Be strong girl, I’ve got your back. And you’ve got my shoulders…
You know when they say, “don’t share your password with anyone”? Apparently that includes your bored girlfriend, or, especially your bored girlfriend lol!
Ok, ok, I have been lazy about blogging, what with the long hours working, crazy hours flying around, and the inconceivable notion of being in two countries over the holidays that had very limited access to the Internet (at least at the spots where I was). The rub is, I just moved in to an executive apartment in Los Angeles where I stay during the week. It is supposed to have Wi-Fi throughout the building, but I have yet to be able to get access to it. The concierge? She can find me concert tickets, handle my dry cleaning, and get me reservations to hip restaurants, but she ain’t no tech support. Therefore, until I get that taken care of, I have no idea when I will get back to blogging more frequently (or just having control of my blog page back hehehe!)
And to my girl: keep your paws off my blog page! And stop blowing holes in my ship!!!… I mean, stop changing my page layout out!
you still have not logged into look at this junk yet. I can’t believe that shit.